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Tell, Trager, three's a crowd.

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I cutting the Hornet
/as he's/ asking for problems.

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Would you rather have him
come out here looking for it?

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Come in.

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Hold it.

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Now, what's all that for?

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I don't like being frisked.

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Either we trust each other,
or you can count me out.

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You understand now, Steve, why we need him?

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Okay, okay.

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But if we're gonna talk business, he's all we need.

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Okay, guys. Out.

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If you have any doubts about me, Gant,
let's hear about them, now.

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Oh, he just doesn't like the idea of
cutting up the take 3-ways, that's all.

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Maybe he'd like it better
if we cut up each other?

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Now, here's the map, gentlemen.
I've circled the areas where...

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Mr. Trager.

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What is it, Jesse?

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Caught this creep nosing around outside.

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Who is he?

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It's Mike Axford, he's a
reporter for The Sentinel.

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I'll take care of him.

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This is my party, remember.

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Now hold it, hold it.

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This guy ain't no ordinary /slough/,

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this gotta be done right.

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Meaning it wouldn't be?

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If we're gonna work together,
let's start right now.

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High card decides, alright?

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Alright with me.
Fine.

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10

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King.

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/I don't do it./

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Ace.

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Sorry Trager,
Axford is all mine.

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What are you trying to do?

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Taking care of Axford
was my job, remember.

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He's dead.

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Take him to the car.

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I think we've done
enough business for tonight.

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All right.

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Tomorrow then.

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Same time, same place.

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All right with you?

45
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Same time, same place.

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Another challenge
for the Green Hornet,

47
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his aide Kato and their rolling
arsenal the Black Beauty.

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On police records
a wanted criminal,

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the Green Hornet
is really Britt Reid,

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owner publisher of
the Daily Sentinel.

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His dual identity known
only to his secretary

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and to the district attorney.

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And now, to protect the rights and lives
of decent citizens rides the Green Hornet.

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Can't be.

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It just can't be.

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It looks as if it can.

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He's bound on a term to follow
that lead on Trager.

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I begged him to
check with you first.

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He wouldn't listen to me either.

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Poor Mike.

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I hope whoever did it,
gets what he deserves.

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I hope so too.

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What do you mean?

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You say right here in your article.

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"...as publisher of the Daily Sentinel,
I have in my possession a signed affidavit,

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signed by one of the conspirators, naming the
man responsible for Axford's probable murder."

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As soon as this statement can
be verified by the Sentinel staff,

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it will be turned over to the
district attorney Frank Scanlon."

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Why wait? Let me see it now.

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There is no affidavit.

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Again we have nothing on Trager.
But we do.

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Show him, Kato.

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Come here, Frank.

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But that's Axford.

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That's right.

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But the paper said he was dead.

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That's for Trager benefit,
and Steve Gant.

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But, where is Gant fit in?

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Mike blundered into a top secret meeting.

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The Big Boys were forming an alliance,
they invited the Green Hornet to join.

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You were there?

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Luckily for Mike, we were.

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That's quite a combination.

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Trager and Gant, huh?

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They've been at each other's throats for years.

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They're after you now, Frank.

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If they join forces,
they can control this town.

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Yeah, what's gonna stop them?

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Mike Axford.

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Axford. How?

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Gant and Trager both believe that he's dead.
It's exactly what I want them to believe.

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The right moment
I'm gonna use him as bait.

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What kind of bait? How?

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To create suspicion and doubt
about each other.

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Where have you got him?

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That room is in the basement.

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I have cameras all over the house. There's one
of them up there, closed-circuit television.

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Sort of a built-in burglar alarm.

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Isn't that risky? Mike might
realize where he is.

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No, he thinks he's a prisoner
of the Green Hornet.

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How long do you wanna keep him here?

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If my plan works,

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he'll be free tonight.

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Don't worry, /I'll get you the/ Trager on time.

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We ought to /be that out/.

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They won't be out very long.
/Let's hope it's/ long enough.
If we hurry.

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I should've known it.

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I should have known it.

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Gant's been waiting for a chance to get me
and I have to hand it to him on a silver platter.

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Aren't you jumping
to conclusions, Trager?

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Am I?

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Well, where's Gant?

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And you think of one good reason
why he isn't here at this meeting?

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No.

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Neither can I, but I can
think of some bad reasons.

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Like him helping Britt Reid
verify that affidavit.

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Then we better go to work.
No, no, no.

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As long as Axford stays missing,
you've done your job.

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Taking care of Gant
will be my pleasure.

120
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Anything you say, Mr. Trager.

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Mr. Hornet.

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Are you trying to get us killed?
No, but Trager is planning on it.

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Why?
Haven't you read the papers?

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He thinks you gave Reid the affidavit.

125
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Why me then? There was three
of us in the room, including you.

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He's got some sort of information
and you were the one that he's after.

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I knew I should
never deal with him.

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Well,

129
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thanks for the warning.

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I hate to see a good thing go down the drain.

131
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We could have had this town in our hip pocket.

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Now it's done before it's begun, huh?

133
00:11:01,140 --> 00:11:02,847
It doesn't have to be.

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00:11:03,910 --> 00:11:04,775
Meaning?

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00:11:04,799 --> 00:11:08,527
If you're clean, then Reid has all the answers.
The affidavit, for instance?

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You think he'd give it to me?
No.

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But what's to prevent you from taking it?

138
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A little persuasion?

139
00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:17,412
Your boy here seems to be an expert at that.

140
00:11:18,297 --> 00:11:19,720
Yeah, how about that, Nixie?

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You think we can get away with it, huh?

142
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We can try.

143
00:11:23,078 --> 00:11:24,206
Wish you luck.

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Yeah.

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Let's go, we don't want to keep them waiting.

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Look.

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It's him. That reporter, he's alive!

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Yeah.

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What's he doing on TV?

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Closed-circuit, you dummy.
Private TV.

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/That things like that watching/
a cell box up the joint.

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The Hornet must have
tied him over a Reid.

153
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So he is the squealer.
Where you suppose he is?

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Somewheres in this house probably.

155
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We gotta get Trager out here,
let him see for himself.

156
00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:05,875
I ain't the one to double-cross,
/that means it's/ the Hornet.
Yeah.

157
00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:07,846
Alright, Kato, they seen enough.

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When the phone rings, answer it.
Make sure they hear you.

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Alright.

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Hello.

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Oh, yes, Mr. Reid.

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Axford? He's fine.

163
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No, nothing so far.

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But there's a strange car
parked across the street.

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U-huh.

166
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Yes sir, I'll get the license number,
just in case.

167
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That did it, Kato, they're on their way.
Meet me at the car.

168
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Mr. Reid's office.

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Miss Case, I don't have any time
for questions, just listen, please.

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00:14:04,342 --> 00:14:06,265
Mike is alright.

171
00:14:06,289 --> 00:14:08,193
He's hot, red hot.

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00:14:08,217 --> 00:14:11,372
That's why we had to keep you
in the dark. Do you understand?

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No,

174
00:14:12,469 --> 00:14:14,455
I don't understand.

175
00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:16,644
But don't let that bother you any.

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00:14:16,668 --> 00:14:18,921
We're leaving him off at his place.

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00:14:18,946 --> 00:14:23,564
He probably won't come /to for/ hours,
but if he calls in, tell him to stay put.

178
00:14:23,612 --> 00:14:26,394
We don't want anyone to know
that he's alive, alright?

179
00:14:26,419 --> 00:14:30,093
Yes, I got the message.
Shall I repeat it?

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00:14:30,824 --> 00:14:32,473
Thanks a lot.

181
00:14:33,861 --> 00:14:35,362
What did she say?

182
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:39,742
She's furious that we didn't
tell her the truth about Mike.

183
00:14:39,767 --> 00:14:41,592
She's furious?

184
00:14:41,617 --> 00:14:43,403
Wait until Trager finds out.

185
00:14:43,769 --> 00:14:45,840
And that's the way it was.

186
00:14:45,864 --> 00:14:47,901
Ain't that right, Nixie?
That's right.

187
00:14:54,578 --> 00:14:57,008
Are you sure it was the reporter?

188
00:14:57,521 --> 00:15:01,234
What's the matter with you?
You think I'd be stupid enough to lie?

189
00:15:01,870 --> 00:15:04,223
The Hornet knocked your gun, remember?

190
00:15:04,247 --> 00:15:09,612
That chauffeur was faking when he said the guy was dead.
And why did the Hornet turn him over to Reid?

191
00:15:09,636 --> 00:15:14,136
Well, so he could split us up.
Isn't that what you're trying to do, Gant?

192
00:15:18,397 --> 00:15:20,853
Let's talk first. You can always shoot later.

193
00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:22,790
There's been enough talk already.

194
00:15:22,814 --> 00:15:25,550
Maybe Trager would like to hear
the truth for a change.

195
00:15:25,913 --> 00:15:29,361
I'd like to hear what you did with Axford?

196
00:15:29,385 --> 00:15:32,888
If I could trust your friend Mr. Gant,
I'd tell you exactly.

197
00:15:32,913 --> 00:15:37,451
Under the circumstances all I'll say is,
I hid the body where nobody will find it.

198
00:15:37,619 --> 00:15:39,519
You ain't gonna believe it, are you?

199
00:15:39,543 --> 00:15:41,523
It's a lot better than your story.

200
00:15:41,548 --> 00:15:43,476
Or do you believe in ghosts too.

201
00:15:44,991 --> 00:15:46,404
I don't know.

202
00:15:46,428 --> 00:15:48,959
I'm telling you, I saw that Axford guy, alive.

203
00:15:48,983 --> 00:15:49,999
Where?

204
00:15:50,023 --> 00:15:51,344
At Reid's.

205
00:15:53,266 --> 00:15:55,402
Well, then let's go to Reid's.

206
00:15:56,352 --> 00:15:58,695
I'd like to see Axford for myself.

207
00:15:59,164 --> 00:16:00,583
Yeah, let's do that.

208
00:16:03,341 --> 00:16:05,089
Mr. Reid's office.

209
00:16:05,826 --> 00:16:06,764
Mike!

210
00:16:06,788 --> 00:16:08,359
How are you?

211
00:16:08,383 --> 00:16:10,450
Look, Casey, you've got to believe me.

212
00:16:10,899 --> 00:16:12,411
I'm cold sober.

213
00:16:13,001 --> 00:16:14,187
And I'm home!

214
00:16:14,836 --> 00:16:17,395
I don't know how the devil
I got here or what day it is.

215
00:16:17,898 --> 00:16:19,136
Let me speak to the boss.

216
00:16:19,169 --> 00:16:21,835
He's not in.
I don't know how to reach him.

217
00:16:21,859 --> 00:16:24,931
But he left strict orders for you to stay put.

218
00:16:24,955 --> 00:16:27,832
What are you talking about?
I've got a story that can't wait!

219
00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:31,939
It'll have to wait, Mike. You step out of
your apartment and you could be dead.

220
00:16:32,517 --> 00:16:33,912
How did you know?

221
00:16:34,639 --> 00:16:37,227
I'm so mixed up I thought it was just a dream.

222
00:16:37,251 --> 00:16:40,377
But I got a peach of a headache
that says it wasn't.

223
00:16:40,401 --> 00:16:44,452
You go back to bed, Mike, please.
You can talk to Mr. Reid in the morning.

224
00:16:45,678 --> 00:16:47,400
But Casey, get...

225
00:16:56,213 --> 00:16:58,165
There's nobody upstairs either.

226
00:16:59,845 --> 00:17:01,168
Well Gant?

227
00:17:01,686 --> 00:17:04,152
Axford doesn't seem to be
anywhere in the house.

228
00:17:04,665 --> 00:17:06,349
He's gotta be.

229
00:17:06,941 --> 00:17:08,490
There. The TV.

230
00:17:08,513 --> 00:17:10,148
It showed him in a room somewheres.

231
00:17:10,173 --> 00:17:12,900
In that case he is still gotta be there.
Let's see.

232
00:17:28,029 --> 00:17:31,386
Hm, that's very funny, why aren't you laughing?

233
00:17:39,738 --> 00:17:42,384
Hi Gus, I ran out of smokes, can you...

234
00:17:42,417 --> 00:17:43,916
Hey, Mike.

235
00:17:43,941 --> 00:17:46,749
You... you're alive?

236
00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:48,396
You're not dead?

237
00:17:48,420 --> 00:17:50,587
Do I look that bad?

238
00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:53,450
Come on, Gus, stop acting like I'm a ghost.

239
00:17:53,474 --> 00:17:55,767
Mike, don't you read your own paper?

240
00:17:55,791 --> 00:17:57,744
What are you talking about?

241
00:17:57,768 --> 00:18:00,532
Right here on page 1.
Gus, I just asked you...

242
00:18:02,834 --> 00:18:05,274
"Missing. Feared Dead."

243
00:18:05,298 --> 00:18:07,615
What kind of story is this?

244
00:18:07,639 --> 00:18:09,858
Hey, Mike, what about the smokes?

245
00:18:12,790 --> 00:18:14,479
There's a locked room down the basement.

246
00:18:14,503 --> 00:18:17,165
That must be where they hide him.
Yeah. Show us.

247
00:18:27,155 --> 00:18:28,687
Here it is.

248
00:18:33,422 --> 00:18:34,457
Open it.

249
00:18:42,759 --> 00:18:44,560
Excuse me, please.

250
00:18:44,585 --> 00:18:45,687
Let me.

251
00:19:06,949 --> 00:19:08,148
Well.

252
00:19:09,027 --> 00:19:11,259
I'll tell you this is the same room.

253
00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:13,147
That's the /cart/ he was on.

254
00:19:13,907 --> 00:19:15,901
Ain't that right, Nixie?
That's right.

255
00:19:16,058 --> 00:19:17,782
Good try, Steve.

256
00:19:17,909 --> 00:19:19,521
But not good enough.

257
00:19:20,477 --> 00:19:24,213
Well, listen, Trager.
Why should I /see to me/, huh?.

258
00:19:24,238 --> 00:19:28,338
If I wanted out of this deal, I've gotten out.
You are out, way out.

259
00:19:28,362 --> 00:19:29,524
Take him upstairs.

260
00:19:31,842 --> 00:19:33,278
Upstairs.

261
00:19:34,124 --> 00:19:35,453
Let's go.

262
00:20:13,111 --> 00:20:15,159
Hey, look!

263
00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:21,821
Are you thinking what I am?

264
00:20:21,845 --> 00:20:22,853
What is it?

265
00:20:22,877 --> 00:20:24,472
That that affidavit's in there.

266
00:20:24,496 --> 00:20:26,321
I'd sure like to get my hands on it.

267
00:20:26,345 --> 00:20:28,915
There's one way to find out. Stand back.

268
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:51,882
Hey, here it is!

269
00:20:51,921 --> 00:20:53,663
Who signed it?

270
00:20:59,933 --> 00:21:01,245
This is ridiculous.

271
00:21:01,269 --> 00:21:02,553
Who signed it?

272
00:21:05,883 --> 00:21:08,139
Ah, you 2 bit squealer.

273
00:21:08,164 --> 00:21:09,291
You signed it!

274
00:21:09,316 --> 00:21:12,748
Would i frame myself?
Would I confess to killing Axford?

275
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:15,764
I don't wanna know who you are frame
could happen be up/ or a Hornet.

276
00:21:15,788 --> 00:21:17,478
Why would I want to frame anybody?

277
00:21:17,503 --> 00:21:19,906
It was my idea to include all of you in on the deal.

278
00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:23,126
I was ready to throw in
my rackets on the deal also.

279
00:21:23,150 --> 00:21:25,632
This sounds like a double-cross,
pure and simple.

280
00:21:25,657 --> 00:21:29,827
And I ain't gonna status /dope../.
You haven't got any choice. You just gonna take it...

281
00:21:49,306 --> 00:21:50,723
Shall we join them?

282
00:21:50,747 --> 00:21:51,774
Not yet.

283
00:22:12,152 --> 00:22:13,994
Wait a minute, wait a minute.

284
00:22:16,514 --> 00:22:17,676
Hold it, hold it.

285
00:22:19,117 --> 00:22:20,318
Axford.

286
00:22:23,516 --> 00:22:24,854
He ain't dead.

287
00:22:24,885 --> 00:22:27,003
He's only knocked out.

288
00:22:27,028 --> 00:22:29,567
There it is, Trager,
the double-cross.

289
00:22:29,592 --> 00:22:32,044
And it ain't you, and it ain't me.

290
00:23:09,245 --> 00:23:11,411
Yes Britt, I'll get the police there immediately.

291
00:23:11,436 --> 00:23:14,225
No hurry, they'll sleep for awhile.

292
00:23:14,249 --> 00:23:16,395
I gave them all a dose of Hornet Gas.

293
00:23:18,406 --> 00:23:20,958
Yes, Mike got notes on the whole thing.

294
00:23:20,982 --> 00:23:23,518
You'll have more than enough
to make the charges /stick/.

295
00:23:25,123 --> 00:23:25,891
Mike?

296
00:23:27,803 --> 00:23:31,441
Well, he got into a little more trouble,
but he'll be all right.

297
00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:35,339
In fact, we're taking him home right now
and putting him back to bed.

298
00:23:44,274 --> 00:23:46,715
You say you want to see me as soon as I came in.

299
00:23:46,739 --> 00:23:49,416
We're worried about you, Mike.
We called your apartment.

300
00:23:49,441 --> 00:23:52,056
Eh, I slept late, or I thought I did.

301
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:55,596
Then I went out to get some coffee to try to
wake up, so I could straighten out the story.

302
00:23:55,620 --> 00:23:59,747
But even after 6 cups...
/In/ here, maybe this will straighten you out.

303
00:24:01,592 --> 00:24:03,025
Oh, no.

304
00:24:03,050 --> 00:24:05,966
Do I have to read the paper
to find out what I'm doing?

305
00:24:05,990 --> 00:24:08,303
We're very proud of you, Mike.

306
00:24:08,327 --> 00:24:10,462
Why, I didn't write a line.

307
00:24:10,486 --> 00:24:13,763
/Oh/, Mike, it's easy to hire a man to write the news.

308
00:24:13,787 --> 00:24:15,458
But you're the kind that makes it.

309
00:24:15,483 --> 00:24:16,455
Thanks.

310
00:24:16,479 --> 00:24:19,366
But if it's all the same to you, boss,
I'll stick to bylines.

311
00:24:19,366 --> 00:24:21,735
Headlines are too big a headache.